The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home.".
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience..
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
Via Misscellania
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Wonder why this isn't in mainstream news?
Report: Slain US Nazi hated Obama, had parts for 'dirty bomb'
Trust fund millionaire James G. Cummings, an American Nazi sympathizer from Maine who was slain by his wife Amber in December, allegedly had the radioactive components necessary to construct a "dirty bomb," a newly released threat analysis report states.
The man, allegedly furious over the election of President Obama, purchased depleted uranium over the Internet from an American company.
Via Fark
Trust fund millionaire James G. Cummings, an American Nazi sympathizer from Maine who was slain by his wife Amber in December, allegedly had the radioactive components necessary to construct a "dirty bomb," a newly released threat analysis report states.
The man, allegedly furious over the election of President Obama, purchased depleted uranium over the Internet from an American company.
Via Fark
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
The next president of Texas?
Chuck Norris has lost his mind
It is amazing how someone can go from "America: love it or leave it" to "America: let's secede" in a few short months.
It is amazing how someone can go from "America: love it or leave it" to "America: let's secede" in a few short months.
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Diane is going to hell...
I found this awhile back, I forget where, but I thought "wow" that's harsh!
Click on picture for a larger view.
Click on picture for a larger view.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Crisis of Credit Visualized
The short and simple story of the credit crisis..
The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.
Via Unique Daily
The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.
Via Unique Daily
Movie Quote Game
I copied this from my friend Ginger although I changed the rules a bit..
The rules:
1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions, etc.
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1:The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
2:Rose, I don't know if you realize what an opportunity this is for our daughters! This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time! I made her lead dancer! Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
3:Hey, Vera. We've got another stiff in the john.
4:No. I don't have the right shoes for it, I don't like the way the horizontal lines make me look to hippy, and it cuts me across the bust.
5:Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much?
6:Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
7:I think it's lovely having flowers named after you.
8:You are not! she's comin' with me! she's gonna do A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP, and that's final.
9:Well Tillie, when the hell are we going to get some dinner?
10:Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide.
The rules:
1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions, etc.
__________________________________________________________
1:The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
2:Rose, I don't know if you realize what an opportunity this is for our daughters! This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time! I made her lead dancer! Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
3:Hey, Vera. We've got another stiff in the john.
4:No. I don't have the right shoes for it, I don't like the way the horizontal lines make me look to hippy, and it cuts me across the bust.
5:Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much?
6:Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
7:I think it's lovely having flowers named after you.
8:You are not! she's comin' with me! she's gonna do A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP, and that's final.
9:Well Tillie, when the hell are we going to get some dinner?
10:Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Slim Suit
I remember when I was a kid that my Dad bought one of these. The only time I remember him wearing it was this one summer day he put it on and jogged around the block-when he came home he called to my Mom in a woozy panic.
She made him take it off and stand in front of the air conditioner window unit while drinking a glass of ice water. Later when I was taking out the trash, it was on the top.
She made him take it off and stand in front of the air conditioner window unit while drinking a glass of ice water. Later when I was taking out the trash, it was on the top.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
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